I just discovered that my sister is pregnant
When my phone rings :
when it is for a job interview :
When I come for the job interview, everybody is like :
And I’m :
And then I try to be mysteriously charismatic. In my mind I think I’m like that :
But actually, I look like that :
and that :
and I see them being like :
So I try to use my charms :
But they’re still like :
I know it’s not getting better but from the outside I’m still
Inside I’m just
Finally I go home
My mum wants details
I say it was OK but I think
I think I have to look for another job
But at least …
So I just watched the last night episode of Game of Thrones and it was a real torture because, as the reader of the books, I knew what was about to happen. I think I’m dying.
And the song ! I can’t stop listening The Rains Of Castamere.
But now I want to see the wedding of Joffrey. I suppose this is how I will react :
“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.
So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?
My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.
Letters were posted. All was well.
Until this happened…
This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.