I just discovered that my sister is pregnant

When my phone rings :

when it is for a job interview :

When I come for the job interview, everybody is like :

And I’m :

And then I try to be mysteriously charismatic. In my mind I think I’m like that : 

But actually, I look like that :

and that :

and I see them being like :

So I try to use my charms :

But they’re still like :

I know it’s not getting better but from the outside I’m still

Inside I’m just

Finally I go home

My mum wants details

I say it was OK but I think

I think I have to look for another job

But at least …

So I just watched the last night episode of Game of Thrones and it was a real torture because, as the reader of the books, I knew what was about to happen. I think I’m dying.
And the song ! I can’t stop listening The Rains Of Castamere.

But now I want to see the wedding of Joffrey. I suppose this is how I will react :

trillow:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

jabberwockyx:

justatiltedlamp:

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

What the-?

This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.